September 21, 1947
Judy Beltramo, aged 2 1/2, nibbled the tiny sleigh bell off of her charm bracelet this morning in the family manse at 3744 Cherrywood Ave. Her parents didn't notice until the tyke alerted them to her transgression. Then it was off to Georgia Street Receiving Hospital, where the doctor placed his stethoscope on Judy's throat and perceived the presense of the bell. But don't worry that Judy will be jingling evermore: she's been sent to Childrens Hospital, where they have special tools for removing things from throats.